Apparently.
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) a small island country pretending not to be part of italy. apparently the stronghold of an order of medieval crusader knights, and yet somehow those da vinci code guys never seem to pay it all that much attention
A person distinguishable from a civilian by his uniform and from a soldier by his gait.
Fresh from the farm or factory or street,
His marching, in pursuit or in retreat,
Were an impressive martial spectacle
Except for two impediments — his feet.
—Thompson Johnson
(also: problem)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Fresh from the farm or factory or street,
His marching, in pursuit or in retreat,
Were an impressive martial spectacle
Except for two impediments — his feet.
—Thompson Johnson
(also: problem)
(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
Certain abstentions.
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(also: The Devil's Dictionary)
(n.) an attempt to locate and kill an animal, usually to eat. much of human history has been our attempt to get the upper hand against those damn animals
(v.) to do the thing i just said
(v.) to do the thing i just said
more than meets the eye, robots in disguise!
Your talent
(also: bypasses)
a very silly and not-at-all good thing that happened in south africa
sounds aptly and surprisingly like "apart-hate" when pronounced correctly.
sounds aptly and surprisingly like "apart-hate" when pronounced correctly.
Bill Nye Day (n.) a kind of day when you don't feel like doing your job. When you walk into the classroom and the TV is in the room and lights are off, you know it's going to be a bill nye day. Bill Nye is a kid's show scientist, which many only watched in school on these kind of days.
A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
(also: gentlewomen)
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(also: gentlewomen)
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(n.) life's way of screwing you out of half your Biblically allotted seventy-to-eighty years
A land rich in history and crabs. It is named after the originally governor's wife, Mary of the Land.
(also: Baltimore)
(also: Baltimore)
(noun):
The noble act of toiling tirelessly and sacrificing precious moments of life in pursuit of success, while inadvertently fueling the relentless machinery of capitalism.
(also: success)
(also: best military cadences)
The noble act of toiling tirelessly and sacrificing precious moments of life in pursuit of success, while inadvertently fueling the relentless machinery of capitalism.
(also: success)
(also: best military cadences)
The natural rock upon which is reared the Temple of Law.
(also: humans)
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(also: humans)
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sign-up or face the consequences!
“"observers" must obey the call.”
join